Hehehe.. I just deleted my whole "ABOUT ME" Section because I wanted to see if I could still be funny and make you laugh.

Nope.  Shoot.

Let me try again.  So I'm Derek.  I'm 21 years old now.  Back when I wrote my last one, I was like, 19 or 20.  But now some time has gone by, and I am older.  You are probably older now too.  Anything?  Any little chuckles?

Freak.  I suck at this.

I don't think everyone should be allowed to have a myspace profile.  Take me for example.  I can't put anything here that matters.  Or how about John Hanson's myspace profile.  What a bunch of crap.  What is with him and Superman?  That's a little.. I don't know.. Gay.

And Smallville?  I thought that was a girl show.  Oh thats right, It is a girl show.  But I still love my little johnny-kins, even if he does like girl shows.

Well.. I have about 3 minutes before I have to leave this job and then go to my next job, so I am going to put some more things on here, and then stop.  If you notice my "Writing Voice" change.. It will be because I am in a different mood when I write it.  I'm moody.  But I'm gorgeous.  Freak.  I'm lame too.  Like.. LAME.. Not just lame.

I think i'm sort of scraping the bottom of the barrel, so I think i'm going to cut those 3 minutes short by 2 minutes.

Now you know me,

Love, Derek.  **Schmoochums**