There once was a girl called Nicole,
(Whose taste was like a spring roll…),
With a pash for fash,
And all things flash,
She was quite the talk of the people.

That's how Nicole was born,
(on the name she never was torn),
"Girl, my name is Jean!",
The first word screamed,
And so all the coolies got on board…

The rest, as they say, is history,
And there really is no great mystery,
If you want to be cool,
At work, play or school,
Better talk to her pretty damn swiftly!