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Campaign: P!nk – U + Ur Hand

 

The door opens and a man's hands reach down and pick up the package.  We cannot see his face, only his hands as he tears it open and pulls out 6 polaroids.  We see just his mouth as a huge grin spreads accross his face.  Flash to a classic black muscle car, license plate Dady Dik, peeling out of the driveway.

Flash to Lady Delish working on her bike in the garage.  The jerk who works there keeps trying to flirt with her and she gets annoyed, shoving him away from her and storming outside.  In the parking lot she sees a black car - it burns rubber and speeds out of the lot.  She throws whatever is in her hand at the car in frustration.  Then she looks down and sees a wrench lying on the pavement, with a polariod tied to it.  She smiles, picking it up, and carries it back inside the garage.  The man who works there is obviously pissed off and jealous, but she ignores him, still smiling, and goes back to working on her bike.

Flash to the boxing gym where Lady Delish tries to concentrate on her workout.  Her coach is yelling at her because she can't focus.  She doesn't notice a side door open or the man in black who enters the gym.  We don't see his face as he stands at the back of the gym watching her.  She continues to try to focus on her workout, but stops suddenly, sensing that someone is watching her.  She turns just in time to see the door closing, but he never sees who left.  She runs to the door and finds a brand new pair of boxing gloves hanging on the door knob, attached to a polariod.  She smiles and flies out the door, only to glimpse the black car speeding away once again.  She pulls on the new gloves and resumes her workout, now able to concentrate and her coach nods approvingly.

Flash to the watering hole where she sits on her balcony with the moshing meatheads in front of her.  The camera pans down the outside of the building to the front door where the black car pulls up and the man steps out.  We still do not see his face as he flips the keys to the valet and goes inside.  We see him enter an elevator and press the button for "penthouse."  Lady Delish glimpses him through the moshing men, but can't make out his face.  She tries to get to him, but the moshing meatheads are oblivious to her.  By the time she fights her way through the tangle of meatheads, he's gone.  She looks down at a cocktail table to find a polariod attached to a lolly pop... her favorite flavor.  She smiles, slides the lolly pop into her mouth and begins to suck.

Flash to the tea house where the man still sits behind her checking her out while she reads.  She's engrossed in her book, ignoring him.  Daddy Dick walks in and tells the man he's in HIS seat (we still don't see his face.)  The man gets up, annoyed, and leaves.  Daddy Dick sits down with his back to Lady Delish who finally looks up and notices... could it be HIM?  She adjusts herself and puts her book down, but when she stands to go to him, he's gone again.  She walks over to the chair where he sat and finds an interesting book.  Opening it, a polaroid falls out from between the pages.  She smiles, and sits down to read.

Flash to the governor's ball where Lady Delish decides she's going home... her glass is empty and her dress is ruined.  A cocktail waiter approaches carrying a stunning new dress and hands it to her.  She holds it up, awed, and finds a polaroid pinned to the dress.  Smiling she looks around, but finds no one.  She leaves the room and changes into the dress.  She emerges looking ravishing and another cocktail waiter hands her a fresh drink.  Accross the room she spots him... Daddy Dick, wearing a masquerade mask.  She tries to cross the room, but it's swarming with people in masks and he vanishes into the crowd.

At home... alone, again.  Lady Delish lays on her bed in her cut out velvet body suit, looking at the polaroid pictures she's gathered.  She hears a noise and another polariod slips under the door.  She picks it up and swings the door open.  Men begin to file into the room carrying huge bouquets of blood red roses.  One man tosses a mass of rose petals into the air above her bed, showering her with petals.  The men place the bouquets all over the room and leave one by one.  As the last of them step out the door, Daddy Dick steps in.  We finally see his face as their eyes lock and the both smile wickedly.  He closes the door and locks it... she's finally found him.  A man of style and substance, who knows how to treat Lady Delish and shares her interests... the search is over.

Another possible ending: the camera flashes to them riding motorcycles together... then flashes to him helping her train and cheering her on during a fight... then flashes to them both dancing together at the watering hole, each with their own lolly pop... then to the tea room where they share a couch, each reading their own book and smiling at each other... then to the governor's ball where they dance together to the applause of the other guests... then back to her room at last, where we see her hang a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door and she waves goodbye... the search is over.

***NOTE***
I'm not a song writer and could never write a song to go along with this.  But, I envisioned something along the lines of "Please don't let it be Me + My Hand tonight... or addressed to all the guys who didn't know how to treat a woman and didn't get her, "It's Still U + Ur Hand Tonight."  

The first video revolved around all the men who see women as an object and just want to get laid.  The second video should revolve around that rare man who treats women with respect and who appreciates women as individuals... he isn't intimidated by a woman who is intelligent and strong.  He should match her step for step and support her in everything she does... and in return she adores him for it.