This blonde walks into La Senza and buys a new bra and a thong. The man behind the counter tells her that, if she'd like, they could stitch her name or something onto it. She says she would like them to write, "If your reading this, your standing too damn close!" the man says that will be fine and asks what kind of writing she would like, she answers "Braille".

This is just fabulous! I'm surprised that I like it, because usually floral patterns make me somewhat ill. Perhaps it's that this doesn't remind me of my Grandmother's curtains...

I like the fact that you drew cleavage, you friggin perv