I am going to take my mom to visit my Uncle for the weekend so I will be back to show your entry some love on Sunday! Have a good weekend! :)

My mom had recently been hospitalized and had some tests ran and she got the results back. Her doctor told her that there is a spot on one of her lungs. She will get another test soon where they put a scope into her lung to see exactly what that spot is. I'm so scared and sad. If you are the praying type please say a prayer for her I'd really appreciate it.

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars return to class."

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

Three elderly ladies are sitting in a cafe, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down." The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!" The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory's just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? … Because he felt crummy.

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'

The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire. 'The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is terrible. Fizzy drinks attack your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with msg. Vegetables can be disastrous because of fertilisers and pesticides and none of us realizes the long-term damage being done by the rotten bacteria in our drinking water. However, there is one food that is incredibly dangerous and we all have, or will, eat it at some time in our lives. Now, is anyone here able to tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' A 65-year-old nursing sister sitting in the front row stood up and said, 'Wedding cake.'

A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?" "Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"

I'm back in Brickfishland, mom is doing good and got to go home from the hospital. If you supported my entries during my absence I thank you very much. Thanks also to those of you who remembered her in your prayers. Showing my love for your excellent entry! :)

Q. What's Beethoven doing in his grave? A. De-composing.

A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to little Sarah who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Sarah replied, 'They will in a minute'

I just got home from picking up my female pug (Rooka) at the vet. She got spayed, had an extra flap of skin removed over her nose (it just kept getting infected) and also had her nasal passages opened up so she'll be able to breathe better and won't be such a snorty girl...hehe She's got one of those cone collars on so she won't mess with the stitches. I feel so sorry for her. *Sigh*

A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was. "39 and holding," she replied. "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"