A man walks into a scientist's lab looking to buy a new brain. He asks the scientist how much the brains cost. The scientist says, "Well first we have a normal human brain, it costs $1000, next we have a scientist's brain, it costs $5000, and then we come to a politician's, it costs $10,000." "How come the politician's brain costs so much?", asks the man. The scientist replies, "Because it's never been used."

Cute! YOU'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS COMPETITION UP IN HERE! IT'S GONNA END in 3 hours!!! VOTED!!! Show some love back at my Jansport backpack! VOTE, RATE AND COMMENT! =) TIA! goooooooooood luck!! =)

A positive attitude brings strength, energy and initiative. Good Luck!

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~~**V&S**~~ Please help me in "What makes me Glow" and "Pampered Pet." Specifically, the first two in my WL!

"The future depends on what we do in the present." Mahatma Gandhi

Good luck!

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Once a man and a woman were watching the news when they saw a man at the top of a building threatening to jump off. The woman said "I bet you fifty bucks he's going to jump off, what do you say?" The man said "sure," They watched carefully for 10 minutes when the man jumps off. The man hands over the 50 bucks and says "good job," The woman looks guilty and says "I'm sorry, here's your fifty bucks back, I saw the earlier showing and I knew the man was going to jump off," then man says "don't worry, I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd do it again.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

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Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

It always amazes me how simple yet eye catching this shirt is

V&S! Showing some love for the day. Please check out my DB love and TH Dreaming. ITs for a good cause! :) Say no to BSL

Pushing the green before I head out of town, I'll be back on Sunday. :)