I am going to take my mom to visit my Uncle for the weekend so I will be back to show your entry some love on Sunday! Have a good weekend! :)

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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? … Because he felt crummy.

So pretty and such a unique color! :)

Pretty! :)

A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?" "Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"

I'm back in Brickfishland, mom is doing good and got to go home from the hospital. If you supported my entries during my absence I thank you very much. Thanks also to those of you who remembered her in your prayers. Showing my love for your excellent entry! :)

Q. What's Beethoven doing in his grave? A. De-composing.

Beautiful flower! :)

a pretty flower from a pretty girl... =]

A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was. "39 and holding," she replied. "Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"

A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."