Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy." Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."

That's so cute! He's realy tallented too!

Oh to be able to ride your bike inside again... yes the training wheels are there but has to be only for safety reasons because everyone knows that having a banana in one hand might lead to slipping on the peel. That has to be what the pacifier in the mouth is for, just in case there is an accident you can suck on the pacifier to you don't cry! A picture is worth a thousand words.