I was born in a science lab. I'm a secret government experiment created strictly for defence purposes. They say I am a new breed, crossed between an ape, an alligator, a man, and other various creatures prowling the earth. They taught me how to fight, to speak every know language fluently, write, and how to cook a mean sauerkraut hotdish - it is possibly the best hotdish in the world. I am sent on secret missions outside the country. The missions are top secret, therefore, I cannot reveal anything related to my missions, except that they are secret; if I was to reveal anything about my missions, I'm afraid that within miliseconds of you reading all of my top secret information, you're computer will explode, and the flying shrapnel will ultimately kill you and everyone in a fifty yard perimeter. I am the most hideous creature on the planet, to be perfectly straightforward. The mere sight of me has caused convulsions, fainting, comas, projectile vomiting, histeria, dementia, hair loss, heart attacks, strokes, and suicide. I only leave this science lab when I am sent out of the country. I have a deep interest in literature, music, cooking, atomic bombs, explosions, horror films, cotton candy, art, airplanes, landscapes, catastrophe, Stephen King and Dean Koontz novels, weapons, kick boxing, Chuck Norris, and photography - which is why I am on this web site all the time. And, of course, by "all the time" I mean any given chance I have time for me. That is, however, very rare.