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Jon
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28
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UNITED STATES
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12/1/2006
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1/13/2007
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9/23/2006
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Yeah, so truth is I got sick of this site and the vote trade campaigning crap, so for the time being I'm pretty much just bailing out on it. Won't be back until the voting system is reworked or until I can think of a really funny way to annoy the rest of the people on this site with the voting system like they've been doing to me.
Sorry folks, but I don't trade votes or anything like it- so don't ask. I believe contests should be won based on the quality of the entry, not on how well you campaign or your negotiating skills. If I like your entry I'll vote vor it, if I don't then I wont. 'nuff said.
I don't know what to say. I never expected to win this award. I'd like to thank my agent, my mom and dad, actually my whole family, and my friends, and... um, oh man, I was so unprepared for this. Um, thank you.
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself. I have a library card but it expired last October. I like funny. I'm left handed, which I've been told leads to shortened life-spans and weirdness. I was voted "smartest student" in Seventh Grade. I only get one hair cut a year (usually in late April or early June), and only shave a handful of times in a year. My mom says I'm good looking. I'm trying to get fat, but failing miserably. Most of the friend requests I get on this thing are from people I've never met before and I have no idea who they are. I have ten fingers and ten toes, but I am missing a small chip from my skull. I'm thinking of trying to revive monocles. Kids be cute. I spend much of my time contemplating things like yogurt and why do we eat it? Or why old people have so much trouble with VCRs. I don't believe time travel is possible, but I enjoyed the Back to the Future movies anyways. Peanut Butter and chocolate is probably the best combination of two different foods there is. Strawberries are the best fruit around, though I've also heard people argue on the side of the kiwi. I can bench press over 400 pounds. I'm often pretty indecisive. I don't understand Hummers, expensive clothes, cell phones, and many other aspects of pop culture. People think I'm on drugs most of the time, even though I'm not. I'm not homeless...yet. I am really bad with phones in general. I google myself on a regular basis. I don't much care for driving. I like bad movies. Deep Blue Sea was pure genius. I mostly just watch people swim during the summer. I lie about how much I can bench press. I don't care much for cake, but really it's the frosting that I don't like. I don't think girls should wear make-up, unless they really want to, but I really don't think they need to. Sometimes I pretend to be the youngest kid from Home Improvement when I meet people. I once ran into a parked car. Music tends to be good. I've never seen an ant walk backwards. In my spare time I like to make up people and make character profiles about them, but not really. I print my own t-shirts. I've never been impressed by U2 and I think I'm one of only five people on Earth to think that apparently. I say "indeed," and "good times" too much. I'm easygoing to the point where it seems I just don't care, and often I don't. I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel. Anything else? Questions? Comments? Concerns? Ask and ye shall receive, but you gotta ask or I'll never know. Message me and we'll talk. I'm very busy. I have big plans. Did I mention I plan on saving the world?
AIM- Lekajunkrawdad
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General
Music, guitar, bass, learning drums, Art, Handball, stand-up, standing up, sitting down, sleeping, Hockey, soccer, baseball, trendy diets, Ultimate Fighting Championships, streaking, collecting fungus, molds and spores, performing miracles, "camping" in cardboard boxes, hitting things with rocks, and faking my own death- among other things. Oh yeah and filling out online profiles like this one.
Dreams
Well my major dream was to one day own a pocketwatch, but now I have two of them. So I guess I really don't have much to live for anymore. It's sad really.
Music
Taking Back Sunday, Thursday, The Weakerthans, Death Cab for Cutie, Weezer, Cursive, Coheed and Cambria, Jimmy Eat World, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Further Seems Forever, 2 Skinnee J's, Andrew W.K., Sunny Day Real Estate, Silversun Pickups, Say Hi To Your Mom, Dirty on Purpose, Rainer Maria, This is Me Smiling, Camera Obscura, Asobi Seksu, Brandtson, Time Spent Driving, Samiam, Ozma, Reggie and the Full Effect, The Chase Theory, Beastie Boys, Marcy Playground, They Might Be Giants, Finding Westerly, Foo Fighters, Incubus, Soundgarden, Idlewild, Our Lady Peace, and many more
Movies
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, I Heart Huckabees, Fight Club, Garden State, American History X, BASEketball, Freejack, Scarred City, The Wraith, Batman The Movie (the one with Adam West), The Ref, Death To Smoochy, Memento, Swingers, Slackers, Saved, (I don't know if this counts but..) any work done by Don Hertzfeldt, and a few more
People
Marcel Duchamp, Don Hertzfeldt, Genki Sudo, Jim Gaffigan, John Bike Jr., Dave Grohl, MLK, Abraham Lincoln, Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretzky, The Futurists, Dada, Vincent Van Gogh, Vaughn Oliver, Andrew W.K., Henry Winkler, Dana Carvey, and some other doods.
Places
I've never been anywhere.
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kajunkrawdad is not participating in any current contests.
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