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LMOD
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97
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Male
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I'm no Eric Bana, but I sure ain't no Gilbert Gottfried.
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UNITED STATES
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Current Mood: |
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1354
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Bananas
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12/27/2010
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12/27/2010
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10/10/2006
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Views: 1354
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I'm stuffed monkey toy.
Yeah, I can talk.
I was magically brought to life by some crazy Gypsy/Fortune-Telling chick who couldn't keep her spells straight.
This loser guy, trying to win over some hot girl -- totally out of his league -- gave me to the crazy gypsy to put a "love spell" on and win the heart of that hottie (who really really really really hated him...kick- 'im-in-the-grapes TWICE, kind of hate).
Halfway through enchanting me with a LOVE SPELL, the crazy gypsy didn't notice her spell book page flip to...you guessed it...a DEATH SPELL...
So, yada, yada, yada...loser guy gives me to hottie girl (unware of the DEATH part of my dark stuffed monkey heart)...yada, yada, yada...I try to kill her, she tries to kill me...then the LOVE part of my stuffed monkey heart kicks in and we're like two kissy-kissy peas in a pod.
Though, I soon find out what a...um..."witch" that hottie girl turns out to be (and I'm not talking the gypsy-spell-casting variety).
Anyway, I won't ruin the ending for ya as my story may soon be a STRAIGHT TO VIDEO feature, and I could certainly use the DVD purchase residuals.
'nuff said. The script is done. The logo art is done (see below, Sweet!).
Anyone know a good agent that would represent a very, very, very talented stuffed non-human primate?
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Latest featured review: the storm takes nice photos & so do you. I like the way the lighting & shadows are captured behind the lighted sign. :o)
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