Bonsoir, mon ami. 
I was born Michele Elyse and have gone by many nicknames including: Shelly, Shel, Michelyn, and even Feldman...but you shall know me as the name I have adopted for myself, reflecting my favorite American Era, the Gangster Era, "Machine Gun" Shelly. Bring on the speakeasies and bootlegging and pinstripes and fedoras.
I suppose the only label that my wide hips can really fit in comfortably is "artist". I am currently working on getting myself into art school. If and when I get accepted, you shall here my shriek of joy world wide. I plan to major in Illustration, but I really dream of making it in the tattoo world. I would lurve to own my own parlor even.
I consider myself somewhat of a fashionista. I am an awesome Good Will shopper. I lust over altered couture and am a passionate artwear  fanatic. 
I'm in madly in love with a firefighter name Jarrett. I love him more that air because he just takes my breath away. I would die for him, absolutly. He supports me and my art and never stops believing in me, which feels amazing. He makes me want to be my absolute best. He's the most important thing in my life.
Well, here is where I stop blathering on about myself. Love. Peace. And chicken grease.
TTFN
Ta ta for now.
"Machine Gun" Shelly