Hi, I'm Stephanie and this is my story...
I was born at a very young age.
I wrote my first opera when I was 2.
I died in a bull-fighting accident when I was 5 and
murdered my best friend when I was 6.
When I was 7, I created the world in 3 days[stfu, God].
I dropped out of school when I turned 8 and became a drug dealer at 9.
I single-handedly constructed the Parthenon at 11,
then painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel at 12.
I invented crayons when I was 13,
and at 15 I walked to the moon.
When I was 16, I interned with Harry Houdini.
At the age of 17, I climbed Mt. Everest
and three days after I turned 18, I framed Roger Rabbit.
As I said before, my name is Stephanie, and it's nice to finally meet you.